The Character

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by John Schoneboom

The character was born in a state of disarray and abandoned, with only a mummy and daddy for company.

He soon realised that he was a naturally unpleasant sort of person, so he lost himself in buttered crumpets and began a spiral into embarrassing rashes and a case of the whoopsies.

For a minute there, it looked like he was going to learn piano and turn everything around. But no. False alarm. He died alone and sad. But it's OK because nothing really matters.
The character was born in a state of disarray and abandoned, with only a mummy and daddy for company.

He soon realised that he was a naturally unpleasant sort of person, so he lost himself in buttered crumpets and began a spiral into embarrassing rashes and a case of the whoopsies.

For a minute there, it looked like he was going to learn piano and turn everything around. But no. False alarm. He died alone and sad. But it's OK because nothing really matters.
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